So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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