We're like a lot better than the average bears
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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