Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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