dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's shark week go big or go home
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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