Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize