dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Someone signed my nipple.
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