Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's the barista slut.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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