So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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