Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A+ Viking dick
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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