His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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