why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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