worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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