Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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