Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
