Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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