It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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