why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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