i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Don't judge me 👊🼠his dick just whispers my name
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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