so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
