Kiss
Puke
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
