We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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