so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
it's like iHOP with fire
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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