Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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