She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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