i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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