My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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