...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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