We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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