i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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