You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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