i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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