Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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