No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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