i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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