do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So vagazzling was a success
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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