If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish you could order shots online.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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