Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
