Umm I'm too high to move.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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