fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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