My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
