It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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