he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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