Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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