Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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