spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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