Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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