I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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