but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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