what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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