that's an acceptable place to lick
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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