uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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