My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it was like his penis was on wheels.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
the raccoons are back...
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