I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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