Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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