What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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