its not stalking. its research.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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