Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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