nutella sex= disaster
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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