batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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